Drinking style
Don’t ever tell Scorpios they’ve had enough, for they’ll smirk at you and
quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they’re hog-whimpering drunk,
out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you have
a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as something to savor in
itself, and not as a personality-altering tool — though if depressed,
self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But generally, they’re
fascinating drinking pals, brilliant conversationalists and dizzying
flirts. They also remember everything — especially what you did when
you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

Trademark cocktails
Just as a Scorpio can look you in the eye and smile while secretly
plotting your demise, so does the brandy-laced stinger’s sweet taste
hide a potent amount of alcohol. If you want to get literal, serve
them a scorpion — they may not love tropical drinks, but it shows
you’re paying attention. Scorpio rules watermelon, so break out the
blender and fix a pitcher of watermelon margaritas to seduce ’em —
though red wine will do the trick just as well.

Drinking buddies
Truman Capote, Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jodie Foster,
Bill Gates, k.d. lang, Megan Mullally, Demi Moore, Sylvia Plath, RuPaul


  1. selfsufficience on 08.30.2003

    Hey I want to try this!

    “So read yah whore-o-scope and eat some whore-derves”


  2. iwantchai on 08.31.2003


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